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Increase my what?

26th November 2003, late at night | Comments (6)

Screen shot of an email

I get about thirty emails a day from a nice lady called Rebecca Overton who repeatedly tells me to ,,Increase my D,I_C.K_ *SIZE.

Why she insists I follow this course of action, I cannot say, but she must be admired for her persistence if nothing else.

However, it seems Rebecca Overton is not alone: the campaign for Larger Dicks on Dunstan is gathering force; the message is spreading — I have just received an imploring email from myself with the same subject line.

I was a little surprised at first, but then I clearly saw what was happening, this wasn’t more spam, it was the genuine article — my penis, in a cry for help, had sent me an email while I slept. A remarkable feat, I think you’ll agree.

And so I say to you, Rebecca Overton: Yes, my ding-a-ling might not be the largest in the world, but what it lacks in gargantuan girth it more than makes up for in _eXP,,RE*SSIVE ,,T_Y_PIN*G. Now, please, leave it alone.

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  1. Zach:

    I get this exact same email. It's kinda funny, isn't it?

    Posted 6 hours, 5 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Dunstan
  2. Dunstan:

    Well I'm glad it's not just me she thinks is inadequate ;o)

    But I do find it annoying when spam arrives from my own email address (or so it seems).

    Posted 13 hours, 34 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Zach
  3. Betsy Devine:

    Rebecca hasn't found me yet, but I do get email with the subject line is "Your wife says your Pen 1s small." I don't have a wife but I do have a husband. Do you think he's complaining to strangers about my bic?

    Posted 1 day, 19 hours after the fact
  4. Stew:

    HAHAHA!

    I hope i dont start getting them from my girlfriend.. although last night she certainly wasn't complaining!

    Posted 1 day, 21 hours after the fact
  5. Sian:

    I get them as well. If I had a penis I would try to length it I promise.

    Posted 1 week, 1 day after the fact
  6. Trixi:

    any idea how to increase my feet size? never got a mail about that so far...

    Posted 1 year, 9 months after the fact

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