Post #404

Saucer of milk for table three

7th June 2004, late morning | Comments (28)

Three very gay guys at Cafe Flores:

Guy 1
I don’t think I could sleep with him, you know?
Guy 2
Uh huh.
Guy 1
I mean, like, I like him, and he’s really hot and everything, but he’s also kinda trashy, and I don’t need trashy, you know?
Guy 3
Oh, totally.
Guy 1
Mind you, he can do this thing when he walks, and he moves he ass up and down, like... *mimes ass cheeks moving up and down with hands* ...and I’m like, Oh my god!
Guy 2
Guy 1
But, well, no, no way, he’s trashy.
Guy 3
Oh, totally.
Guy 1
Anyway, I have to go, I’m riding to work tomorrow and I have to fetch my bike from Jennifer.
*Picks up bag*
Okay, have fun you guys!
Guy 2
Bye bye!
Guy 3
See you!
Guys 2 and 3
Pause, two, three, four…
Guy 2
What a fucking bitch!
Guy 3
Totally! I don’t need trashy? Bitch needs whatever the fuck he can get.
Guys 2 and 3

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  1. Vitaliy:

    HAHA! That made my morning.. :)

    Posted 12 minutes after the fact
  2. Mark:

    I think you left out a closing tag somewhere in there, unless you've decided to put quotations around every item on your site now. :)

    Posted 28 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Dunstan
  3. Mashby:

    Too funny. Just what I needed for a Monday morning!

    Posted 33 minutes after the fact
  4. Dunstan:

    Ah, good spot, Mark -- I hadn't noticed because Safari didn't show any problems with the page at all, I wonder why that was?

    Fixed now :o)

    Posted 35 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Mark
  5. Sweet N Sassy:

    Thanks! You helped start my week off the way I love to with laughter.

    Posted 1 hour, 23 minutes after the fact
  6. Hans:

    Wow. I thought the "Oh totally" was getting a tad suspiscious.

    Posted 1 hour, 56 minutes after the fact
  7. Mike:

    Haha, I love it! Why is it that every time I overhear some openly gay guys talking, the conversation always sounds like that? No flames!!! I'm just jokin' around!!!! :)

    Posted 2 hours, 44 minutes after the fact
  8. ACJ:

    Wait... there weren't talking about you, right? ;x

    Posted 3 hours, 16 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Dunstan
  9. Dunstan:

    Ha ha, no they weren't talking about me :op

    Posted 3 hours, 27 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ ACJ
    Inspired: ↓ Scott Johnson
  10. Daniel:

    HA HA HA, awesome. Perfect for monday.

    Posted 4 hours, 11 minutes after the fact
  11. Scott Johnson:

    Considering your recent adventures in SF, I thought that they *were* talking about you at first. ;)

    Posted 5 hours, 6 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Dunstan
  12. Mike:

    that's like my life story

    Posted 5 hours, 33 minutes after the fact
  13. David Barrett:

    "Mind you, he can do this thing when he walks, and he moves he ass up and down, like..." *mimes ass cheeks moving up and down with hands* "...and I’m like, 'Oh my god!'"

    I can agree with this. Sometimes I'll see a woman walking down the street ahead of me, and her ass is moving in a way that's almost hypnotic. At such times, I have to cross the road to avoid pissing myself off.

    At least, to avoid letting the voice in my head saying "bite it, bite it" pissing me off. :)

    Posted 5 hours, 46 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Ghani
  14. Ghani:

    Funny you say that, David, I've actually encountered a pack of men chanting "bite it, bite it" on the street, and then one ran up, knelt down, and bit my friend's ass. Not what a girl really hopes for on Edinburgh's high street.

    So I guess you have remarkable self-constraint :-)

    Posted 14 hours, 12 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ David Barrett
    Inspired: ↓ David Barrett
  15. David Barrett:

    I wouldn't do something so impolite as an unsolicited ass biting. It doesn't stop the urge though. :)

    Posted 15 hours, 57 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Ghani
  16. Rahul:

    I wish I were gay, I'd so "totally" fly over there and make use your magnet powers to introduce me to the nearest hottie, Dunstan... *sigh*

    Posted 19 hours, 29 minutes after the fact
  17. Irfandhy Franciscus:

    Hmmm you certainly have the most interesting encounters in San Francisco. I have nothing against gay or anything. But has the gay people suddenly migrate to San Francisco ??

    Posted 20 hours, 25 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Elaine
  18. Elaine:

    Irfandhy, San Francisco is the self-styled gay town of the USA. So, actually, a lot of gay/gay-friendly people DO migrate there. :)

    Posted 21 hours, 38 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Irfandhy Franciscus
    Inspired: ↓ Niket
  19. Rob Mientjes:

    And has been so since the '60s, so I don't want any excuses like 'err I didn't know that' or 'nobody told me so' or 'that's like, so not true!'.

    Posted 23 hours, 37 minutes after the fact
  20. Karen:

    Seems to me that Guys # 2 and 3 were just jealous because THEY didn't have a guy who could perform an entire puppet show with his ass.

    When you find someone with a skill like that, you hold on tight.


    Posted 1 day, 1 hour after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Paul Haine
  21. Jesse Perry:

    hahaha. awesome.

    Posted 1 day, 19 hours after the fact
  22. Niket:

    "gay/gay-friendly people DO migrate there. :)"
    And not to mention gaynips too :-)

    Posted 2 days, 2 hours after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Elaine
  23. Ghani:

    I think "gaynip" is my new favorite word.

    Posted 2 days, 15 hours after the fact
  24. Sarah:

    Oh this is totally hilarious!

    Posted 5 days after the fact
  25. MaThIbUs:

    God, I love these dialogues on this site.

    Posted 5 days, 23 hours after the fact
  26. AkaXakA:

    I like so totally laughed my up and down moving ass right off ^_^'

    Now I just need to know what gaynip means...oh well.

    Posted 6 days, 2 hours after the fact
  27. Jay:

    "plz stop eavesdropping on my private conversations mr Dunstan!"

    No really, god that was funny.
    Thanks for the smile on my face :)

    Btw it seems to me you're not just attracting unusually large numbers of gay people, but you also seem to constantly place yourself in the midst of them. While there is -ofcourse- nothing wrong with the latter, i have nothing against gay people as long as they don't come and rub themselves against me, it does raise the following question: why?
    or is this just coincidence?

    Posted 6 days, 3 hours after the fact
  28. Paul Haine:

    Karen: hold on tight to the guy? Or to...something else?

    Posted 3 weeks, 1 day after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Karen

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