Post #392


6th May 2004, mid-morning | Comments (14)

You know that SMS-messaging has taken over the world when you walk into a public toilet and two of the three guys using the urinal are sending text messages while peeing. Women take note: men can multi-task when it suits them.

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  1. Tim:

    SMS massaging? I knew my phone had a vibrate mode for a reason!

    Posted 18 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Dunstan
  2. Dunstan:

    Stupid spell checker!
    Fixed :o)

    Posted 32 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Tim
  3. David Ely:

    Some lawyer in my office actually answered his cell phone the other day at the urinal. I can't think of a single way the person on the other end didn't hear the flush.

    Posted 45 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Jonas Rabbe
  4. Stefan:

    The flash doesn't disturb me; it is more the pooing noises that makes me a wee bit queesy. Especially coming from a urinal.

    Posted 1 hour, 34 minutes after the fact
  5. David Barrett:

    A friend of mine (who does sound engineering at my church) decided that, for the benefit of the practicing band, it was a good idea to bring a radio mic into the loo with him as he went for a wee.

    Posted 2 hours, 48 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Sean
  6. Timmy:

    What bothers me in the bathroom-cellphone relationship is when you walk into the bathroom and sit down in a stall. The guy in the stall next to you says, "Yo, what's up?"

    So naturally you answer, "Not much." Not sure why he's talking to you but what the hell go with it.

    "I'm taking a shit. What about you," he says.

    "Um... me... too..."

    Then he says something really strange like, "Want me to pick up a pizza?" At this point you dont have a flipping clue what he's asking that for. There'll be a few more questions which you of course don't answer and eventually after he says "I love you too," You realize that he certainly isn't taking to you.

    Posted 3 hours, 24 minutes after the fact
  7. Sean:

    A little off-topic, but oh well.

    During a major High School drama, Greese, the entire audience heard sounds like of a waterfall, a running faucet, or mabye a ...

    One of the actors left his lapel mic on. He must have drank a few gallons of water before that production.

    Posted 4 hours, 57 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ David Barrett
  8. Codepope:

    Um.... Men Multitasking? Nah...

    a) Check where the piss is going... bet its not the urinal
    b) Check the text messages which will probably read in random T9 generated words.


    Posted 6 hours, 1 minute after the fact
  9. Markku:

    I actually have a cousin who had his cellphone fall into the toilet bowl, while he was taking a crap...
    He was too engrossed in his txting and the phone slipped! (txting is a Filipino slang term for "sending SMS")

    Posted 13 hours, 6 minutes after the fact
  10. Jonas Rabbe:

    It's funny, I don't think I would ever answer my phone (in the bathroom) before washing my hands, but of course I also think that the "missed calls" with caller-id is there for a reason.

    Posted 17 hours, 10 minutes after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ David Ely
  11. Web:

    A lot of people don’t understand bathroom etiquette.

    1. People, please respect the one urinal buffer rule!

    2. While you are holding your unit, there are to be no words shared. I don’t care to hear what you think about kittens or politics while you are pissin’. For gods sake pick a spot high on the wall and just stare.

    3. If you shake it more than 3 times, your playing with yourself.

    Posted 19 hours, 13 minutes after the fact
    Inspired: ↓ Jonas Rabbe
  12. Ryan Cavicchioni:

    The worst is trying to text message while you are driving ... Very very dangerous ...

    Posted 20 hours, 34 minutes after the fact
  13. Jonas Rabbe:

    Also, no matter how long you shake, the last drop always ends up in your pants (piece of wisdom passed on to me from my grandfather)...

    Posted 1 day, 2 hours after the fact
    Inspired by: ↑ Web
  14. Brian:

    i have not used a urinal
    a lot but when i do i keep both hands on my stuff

    Posted 1 year, 1 month after the fact

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