Post #63

Increase my what?

26th November 2003, late at night | Comments (6)

I get about thirty emails a day from a nice lady called Rebecca Overton who repeatedly tells me to ,,Increase my D,I_C.K_ *SIZE.

Why she insists I follow this course of action, I cannot say, but she must be admired for her persistence if nothing else.

However, it seems Rebecca Overton is not alone: the campaign for Larger Dicks on Dunstan is gathering force; the message is spreading — I have just received an imploring email from myself with the same subject line.

I was a little surprised at first, but then I clearly saw what was happening, this wasn’t more spam, it was the genuine article — my penis, in a cry for help, had sent me an email while I slept. A remarkable feat, I think you’ll agree.

And so I say to you, Rebecca Overton: Yes, my ding-a-ling might not be the largest in the world, but what it lacks in gargantuan girth it more than makes up for in _eXP,,RE*SSIVE ,,T_Y_PIN*G. Now, please, leave it alone.

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